MIke's definitions

Torence

The act of smashing ones penis into another mans nose so violently that the nostril splits open.

I was giving little Billy his first Torence when all of a sudden his nose ripped open....right after I came...

by Mike April 9, 2003

hardee

Noun, Adjective

1. Expressing agreement to an issue
2. Form of greeting between ICQ users
3. Universal reply to any form of expression
4. Often repeated several times, can be transformed by the general form: X-ardee where, after conjugation, X is any enouncible English alphabet.

I'm going to go outside and play some basketball! / Hardee~!~!~!

Yo, wassup? / Hardee jardee mardee pardee...

by mike April 15, 2003

buttsack

When someone moons you and u see his ballsack

His buttsack was showing while he was mooning me.

by Mike April 16, 2003

woo woo

The sound the whistle tip makes.

"Its dat woo woo, no what im sayin? Den you got da flows, aint dat trippy out da flowmastas and shit" "We do it fo da dekarayshunz man. Dats it and dats all man, fo dekarayshunz." "You posed be up cookin brehfast fo somebody, its like an alarm clock- woo woo!"

by Mike April 17, 2003

shroomaroonies

magical mushrooms

gonna get me some shroomaroonies

by mike April 18, 2003

bajesus

usualy used by adults when there ready to beat you down

im gonna beat the bajesus out of you!

by mike April 24, 2003

gleek

building up saliva in the salivary glands using some stimulus, like sour food or yawning, and then pressing the tongue upon the glands, causing the saliva to shoot out, usually at an impressive distance.

Shit, Eric just gleeked all over my food!

by mike April 26, 2003