MIke's definitions

nutty slack

After someone eats a lot of peanuts you can always find them in almost full origional state poking out of the feces. This name comes from a brittle hard toffee sweet containing nuts made in europe called nutty slack. the name is used because they look similar in appearence

my ass was ripped to shreads when i had a shit today it looked like a bar of nutty slack!

by mike January 6, 2004

crabbing

crabbing is an act of mutual mastubation between a man and a woman. the man will place his thumb inside the females anus and place his index and middle finger inside the vagina at the same time, making his hand in to the shape of a crabs claw, whilst opening and closing his "claw"!

she was riething in pleasure when i gave her a good crabbing

by mike January 6, 2004

ring rot

wot gays get from butt fucking too much!
resulting in the skin around the anus splitting and becoming infected!

that faggot can't sit down he's so has ring rot!

by mike January 6, 2004

spry

Slang term for participating in marijuana smoking.

'Hey, Joey...wanna spry?'

by Mike January 6, 2004

fag bait

A guy that is not necessarily gay, but hangs out with gays.

You dress like fag bait.

by Mike January 6, 2004

chicken wing

Used to describe something of insignificant importance.

It ain't no thing but a chicken wing.

by Mike January 6, 2004

Spoogelicious

Sex worthy

Jeremy Brauns mom is spoogelicious

by mike January 6, 2004