MIke's definitions

pooptube

The area where you sheizen out of in place of a anal substitute.

keep your finger out of my pooptube.

by Mike May 13, 2005

cashback

Derived from famous Alan Partridge series. Used as an expression of particular enthusiasm in relation to value for money aspect of the considered event.

"Sonia, she's my wife. She's from Ukraine* . Cashback!"

*(blonde, fit, dum, 40 yrold)

by Mike January 4, 2005

degradation of standards

When you are somewhere other than your home town, or somewhere where the girls are moderatley less good looking that you are used to.

Dude, I havent seen real tits in a week! That 250 pound girl with the shaved head looks like a model right now! Shit, my the degradation of standards is making me like anything with tits.

by Mike June 18, 2006

preist

a boy tuching petifile who enjoys and gets sexual plaesure for tuching and fundleing the genitals of prepubesant boys

your a preist? Let me go!!!!

by mike March 13, 2003

cuurazy

A "bitch-ass motherfucking" word which describes a situation which is whack.

"Hello, I'm a stupid white boy."

"Stupid cracker, you be cuurazy!"

by Mike April 17, 2004

manboobs

Contrary to popular belief, not all manboobs are caused by fat. Some men are naturally born with higher amounts of estrogen then others and once they hit puberty start growing actual breast tissue. In fact, almost 1/3 of evry male has some form of it, though it may not be noticable.


But yes, most manboobs are just fat on overweight people.

King Tut had manboobs caused by estrogen. I saw it on Discovery Health Channel.

by Mike April 22, 2004

gonzo

An extremely low-budget genre of porn in which one person acts as director, actor and cinematographer. First person porn.

Watching a gonzo blow-job is just like being there.

by Mike November 6, 2003