MIke's definitions

clowning around

To act as a clown would/like Chis and Pam Wollersheim

The boy who punched a hole in the wall was clowning around.

by mike August 1, 2003

da

1. Ebonics for "the".
2. (German) There.

1. What up in da hizzouse?

2. Wer ist das da drüber? (Who is that over there?)

by Mike December 22, 2003

wog

A person of ethnic minority. Usually black skinned. Nice and insulting!

Also Jungle Bunny, Spear Chucker, Coon, Nigger, Black bastard etc etc

Christ, did you see the news last night? They're letting even more wogs into the country!

by Mike June 10, 2006

Waun

When you half-run with your hands in your pockets in the winter cause it's cold out. DAN YOUR MY BOY!!!

Dan: Lets all Waun!
Me: Ok!
Larkin: I'm a metrosexual!

by Mike February 28, 2004

Stop Sign

fat chick in red spandex

do you really need an example to help you visualize this anymore?

by mike December 8, 2003

Hot Topic

The single most easiest store to steal from. I went in there and stole 150 dollars worth of merchandise (wich isnt too much). After that i was so pumped that i went back in there and stole a shirt. My friend stole a studded belt for crying out loud.

I think that's one of the reasons for things there being way too over priced, instead of buying security cameras they over-price everything. Recently they put fake tags on stuff over 50 dollars (pretty much everything). The only problem that caused were the douch bags working the counters forgetting to take off the tags, and since the tags were fake, they didnt go off so you'd be stuck making another trip to the mall to get the tags off. so stealing from there would actually save you time and money.

I stole wristbands, chokers, bracelets, tripp nyc bracelets, msi shirt, a jack ass belt buckle, crapy hair dye, a studded belt, a chain wallet and to top it off the cashier girl's virginity. Then sold everything on ebay.

"you'd have to be a retard if you get caught stealing from hot topic"

by mike October 2, 2004

toasticles

whenever you take a laundry load out of the dryer and immediately put on a steaming hot pair of underwear

"Ain't nothing like a nice pair of toasticles on a cold day."

by MIKE February 3, 2004