MIke's definitions

Noles

Shortened term for the "Seminoles" of Florida State University, the greatest college football team in all the land, and 2-time national champions.

He ain't good enough to play for the Noles, send him over to Gainesville.

by Mike March 11, 2005

Restructure

Corporate speak for fire or make redundant.

Today Paul was restructured

by Mike March 19, 2005

RussVerbofsky

really dumb and extremely ugly

That girl was so RussBerbofsky that it made me puke right then and there.

by mike November 16, 2003

ryde

A person of Canadian decent, who lives off fish and Moose.

Yo dude you are so ryde, why don't you go sleep in an igloo?

by Mike September 5, 2004

sweat sucker

Tasteless bloke - a fella doin the doggy who sucks the sweat off his Grandma's back

"Him? He's got no class, he's a bleedin' sweat sucker"

by Mike February 21, 2005

Ad hominem

Whilst in an arguement, to avoid the point (thus a cop-out) and to insult the person arguing. Often because the person who results to the insults has no logical/intelligent point, thus they break down to immaturity.

Jon: I've made my point five times and all you've done is call me 'gay', way to resort to ad hominem, dude.

by Mike April 26, 2005

Gateway fatty

A girl who is not exactly fat and not exactly skinny, but definitely attractive. Think "curvy." If she gained weight, she would be "fat," but she isn't yet. She's right on the border. Sex with her will widen (pun intended) one's tolerance range for weight, making heavier girls seem attractive as well. Eventually, the guy who sleeps with the gateway fatty becomes a full-on chubby chaser.

Rick: Dude, Amanda's hot.
Steve: Stay away from her! She's a gateway fatty!
Rick: But she's hot!
Steve: Yes, she is! And if you sleep with her, next thing you know you'll be sleeping with girls twice her size!

by Mike March 19, 2008