Silicon

What computer motherboards, chips, cards, and other assorted hardware are made of.

I never knew that motherboards were made of silicon.

by Mike February 25, 2005

butterfingers

1. Not having enough grip
2. The state of one's fingers after they have fingered a lady and she creamed all over them.

1. Damn, that football player dropped the ball. That bastard's butterfingers cost me 10 grand.
2.Wow! That girl creamed all over my hands and game me a massive case of butterfingers.

by mike February 03, 2004

tonguefusion

a fusion of languages in a literary work.

James Joyce's "Finnegans Wake" is a perfect example of tonguefusion.

by Mike March 30, 2008

getting turboed

When you are on a computer with a power and a reset button, and you tell someone to press the "turbo" button, which is really the reset button. They will think that it makes the computer go faster, but in reality, they will lose all of their work.

Joe asks Justin, "Why is my computer going so slow?" Justin says, "Maybe you should press the turbo button!" Joe presses it, and loses all of his work, seven times. What a gay. Joe just shoed getting turboed sucks.

by Mike September 21, 2006

badadas

mammary glands, chebs, bouncers, cannon balls, boulders, pillows, funbags

badadabadadabadada (the noise a decent-sized pair of bouncers will make if slapped from side to side, sounds like a boxer's speedball)

by Mike October 01, 2003

fitzmas

The Charlie Brown-like sense of excitement experienced by leftists eagerly awaiting the indictment of (pleeeeease just one) high-ranking Bush Administration official in connection with the NON-outing of NON-secret agent Valerie Plame, before reality pulls a Lucy and removes the football from the path of their foot.

Merry Fitzmas, DUmmies! You gonna call for Armitage's indictment now?

by Mike September 07, 2006

turdpower

To take control of ones excretion. To hold the power of ones turds.

Man, I had some serious turdpower going on in there.

by Mike March 14, 2005