MIke's definitions

lober

1. someone who has Ear Sex, (see ear sex) 2.xtremely rude name. 3. a white guy w/ huge ear lobes

1.Dag yo! Phil's mom is a lober!
2.Fuck u, u lober!
3. Did u see mike's ear lobes, he is a lober!

by Mike December 11, 2003

smoot

79% of the earth is covered by water

the rest is covered by smoot

by mike December 5, 2004

green sweater

slang for pot

Come on in the back room...we are knitting a green sweater!

by Mike April 20, 2004

luv da nub

Street slang for " lick the clitoris ". Makes your girl very happy.

variant: luv dat nub

I luv'd her nub and she came so hard she squirted.

by mike March 26, 2004

right

Mike is right... like usual

Sarah was wrong, Mike was right. Thus the world was correct.

by Mike November 24, 2003

cockknobbler

Anyone who shows a predisposition towards or who enjoys the act of knobbling cocks.

Wow, she's a real cockknobbler.

by Mike February 6, 2003

Wan Di Eggo

One of three major God's of the religion of Free Aloysius. He is one in three with Chris DiBrino and Mark Chavez. Don Hock is currently the general who is the livingly Wan Di Eggo.

We offer our endless war with the Habbits to you our lord, Wan Di Eggo.

by Mike November 12, 2004