German Virgin

In Texas holdem, when a player is dealt pocket nines, he is said to be holding a german virgin.

Guy: Hey you dumb kraut, lets have sex.
German Virgin: NEIN, NEIN!!!

by Mike January 24, 2005

rot puss

a chick that has a pussy disease like hiv aids crabs G.W.

Dude, that bitch got rot puss

by Mike December 6, 2003

hook up

To have sex with someone you are not currently dating or are in a commitment type of relationship with. This may occur when going on a date or on any random occasion.

Buck: So are you two dating or what?
Ned: Nah, we've just hooked up a few times.

by mike May 29, 2004

sex kitten

a female who is uber-hot & guys wanna procrate(have sex/fuck) with.

Brtiney Spears
Trish Stratus
Traci Brooks

by Mike March 30, 2005

mudbutt

noun.

A condition arising from excess ass-crack sweat comingling with dingleberries into a meaty and smelly ass-paste.

After walking around for hours in the blistering sun wearing these damn corduroys, everyone in the office could catch a whiff of my prodigious mudbutt.

by Mike May 20, 2004

HLA

a an agle that almos cost WWE's deal with TNN(SPIKE tv) in September 2002

HLA!, HLA!, HLA!, HLA!

Gotta love some HLA, Hot Lesbian Action!

by Mike February 17, 2004

hurdlism

the belief in the way of the hurdle. followers are know as hurdlites. the hurdle god is often worshiped for luck in hurdle races. founded by mike and mike.

Yea, i follow the way of the hurdle, i believe in hurdlism.

by mike May 5, 2004