MIke's definitions

WOT

Waste of Time. A male or female that leads you on or plays mind games with you. One that has cruel intentions.

I was gonna call Laura today but I didn't bother cause she's a WOT.

by Mike April 26, 2003

psycho girl

A girl that made a sexual video for her exboyfriend to stay with her. The video spread around the internet in a few days and she is now an internet ledgend. She is called psycho girl because she talks like a serial killer the whole time. Both erotic and scary.

"You love me, Matt" -- Psycho Girl

by mike August 30, 2004

new found glory

Punk-Pop Band With a lead singer who sounds like Mickey Mouse on helium and is also a complete dickwad with a vocabulary consisting of only a few basic words, fuck, shit, and bitch.

Guy 1: What is that horrible noise?
Guy 2: Hey, New Found Glory is on the radio!

by Mike December 1, 2004

Gibby

Slang. An incredibly awesome person.

Someone who tends to be far cooler than anyone else in his surroundings.

"Gibby is a fucking beast."

by Mike October 22, 2004

Bodia

I created this word back in the early 80's.

It is used to describe a very large belly. Usually due to heavy beer consumption. The stomach must protrude forward and hang down over the top of the pants. It should not hang over the sides as to be distinguished from someone just plain fat.

I made this word up while watching the news about starving cambodian kids. Their bellies protruded just like the fat bastard next to me. So, I just shortened Cambodia to Bodia.

Holy crap, look at the Bodia on that guy.

by Mike September 10, 2004

fumanchoo

Senor Fuman came from Spain and made his home in Choo, China. The odd facial hair grown in that region, with beginnings from Senor, is known as a fumanchoo.

Yo, man! Check out that pimp's fumanchoo!

by Mike September 22, 2004

Cream Hole

a twat, pussy, fuckhole, frontdoor, furburger, cunt cake, vagina

i hit that cream hole so many times its not funny

by Mike July 1, 2006