MIke's definitions

Pretentious

To be pretentious is to make a claim or put on an act to:

A) Fit into a group.

B) Appear "better" than you are or than others.

Pretentious people often fit into 2 groups:

i) Stupid pretentious people who no nothing of the subject they are acting pretentious about.

ii) Clever pretentious people who know about the subject they are acting pretentious about but think this makes them better.

a) Look I have the same boots as you now! That makes me a true Punk/Goth/Rocker/insert generic group name.

b) You didn't like my poem? Well you probably didn't understand it. It was very deep.

i) I am a goth I love HIM.

ii) I have a degree in Philosophy...I therefore know a little more about theology than you could.

Another Example: My definition of "pretentious" is much better than the others on this site because I have an A in English.

Pretentious people often have no sense of humour and never laugh at themselves.

by Mike December 28, 2005

Ridin Spinnaz

A image where a herm gets buttfucked and his dick spins around like a ridin spinnaz


(also cocks)

we ridin spinnaz we ridin spinnaz

also cocks

by Mike September 9, 2004

cait

failed succubus turned gilded cunt who posesses obscenely profane conformaty issues and severe infection of oral herpies

"Shaniqua is such a cait, she started hanging out with Paul and stole his petband and gave him that righteous sore"

by Mike December 2, 2004

knerd

Gays And george

George N. is a knerd

by Mike February 2, 2004

ja rule

a rapper who like DMX swallowed a box of tacks

"Hey look at Ja Rule, he sucks."

by mike January 5, 2005

spoogerifc

verry sexually appealing.

Jeremy Braun's mom was spoogerific last night.

by mike January 6, 2004

howcha

it is the combination of the words 'how' and 'you'. It has been officially created and owned by MiKe.

"Howcha doin buddy?"

by MiKe February 12, 2005