MIke's definitions

Yeed

When anything goes wrong that results in ultimate embarassment of the subject (most commonly getting the shit beat out of you)

"The baseball tam lost 24-0, they got yeed!!!!!!"

by Mike May 4, 2004

Simpe

A wicked sick term that can be used to describe almost anything. You can thank J to the S, Joe Scuzza for this wonderful word.

"Oh man, that was wicked simpe, Scuzza!"

by Mike November 29, 2004

Donk Da Dong

An extremely large penis; full of girth and referred to as a dong. More literally hung like a donkey or horse.

I met this guy and he had a great donk da dong.

by Mike May 5, 2005

pussass

A combination of pussy and ass; used to express someone as being weak or "soft"

Shut up, you pussass bitch!

by mike March 27, 2003

Twink

A smooth-bodied, almost pre-pubescent looking young gay male. From "twinkie" (as in Hostess twinkie)- soft and full of cream.

That twink is young, dumb and full of cum...and I want him NOW!

by mike May 22, 2003

struthiously

in the manner of ostriches and related birds

He hid his head in the sand struthiously.

by Mike August 26, 2004

durf

Piece of skin under ass

Could you please go anal, I do not want to pierce my durf.

by Mike January 12, 2004