Definitions by MIke

ripped 

arse ripped two tha bone

lubed up goin turbo ragging some teeth

ripped by mike September 16, 2003

Jetsniper 

my kickass MSN s/n

jetsniper rules

Jetsniper by Mike September 16, 2003

crapababble 

an insult to someone who is acts like an assmunch

shut the fuck up u crapababble

crapababble by Mike September 16, 2003

fo shizzle my nizzo 

ebonics translation of "for sure my nigga"

G#1: "yo dog, you be illin!"
G#2: "fo shizzle my nizzo!"

fo shizzle my nizzo by mike September 16, 2003

simply 

adjective used to describe how brilliant the speaker thinks they are for using the word that comes right after "simply"

oh, that would be simply wonderful!
i'm simply brilliant.

simply by mike September 16, 2003

ripped 

alcohol intoxication characterized by fun, eratic and/or wild behavior

dude.......we're soooo ripped!
I was so ripped that I fell off that big bitch!

ripped by mike September 16, 2003

mac guyver'd 

to build something in a half assed way that seems impossible anyway

hey, this nuclear missile broke, but i mac guyver'd it with some scotch tape, a box of crayons and a bag of old fertilizer!

mac guyver'd by mike September 16, 2003