MISTER OWNINATOR's definitions

gridfire

A weapon from the Culture series of sci-fi novels by Iain M. Banks. Taps the "grid", which is a dimension of energy between hyperspace and next universe, to submerge areas in realspace into massive amounts of energy.

Gridfire: When you absolutely, positively have to kill every last motherfucker in a 50 light-year radius.

by MISTER OWNINATOR March 4, 2007

Dafuq

A small Middle Eastern nation, known primarily for the exceedingly complex dialect of Arabic spoken by its natives. When confronted by something baffling or incomprehensible, a common turn of phrase is to mention this country's name, indicating that the speaker is as confused as they would be trying to interpret the Dafuqian dialect. Compare "It's all Greek to me".

The primary export of Dafuq is falafel

by MISTER OWNINATOR September 8, 2013

Exscream

Portmanteau of the words "exclaim" and "scream". To exclaim something while screaming. Coined by Peter Chimaera.

"Giant greats!" He exscreamed

by MISTER OWNINATOR June 9, 2011

buttsturbate

When your butt itches so badly that you have to rub it really hard and it gives you sexual gratification

I buttsturbated yesterday

by MISTER OWNINATOR January 12, 2010

Because shut up

A response to a question that you don't actually have an answer for.

Person A: If you're not a pedo, why do you have 15 little girls in cages in your basement?

Person B: Because shut up

by MISTER OWNINATOR December 23, 2009

tech up

In RTS (Real-Time Strategy) computer games, to concentrate on researching technologies and upgrades for your forces.

When playing the Protoss in Starcraft, I like to tech up before attacking

by MISTER OWNINATOR June 26, 2009

UPO

Unidentified Photoshopped Object

A supposed picture of a flying saucer or extraterrestrial spacecraft which is an obvious fake created via image editing

UFO pictures these days are almost always one of two types:

- A blurry dot that could be anything
- A UPO

by MISTER OWNINATOR August 25, 2011