Omnihilate

To destroy everything. From Omni (all) + Annihilate.

Random supervillain: I am going to omnihilate the universe!

by MISTER OWNINATOR April 26, 2011

mithras

Some guy that Jesus ripped off

Mithras: Okay, get this - I'm the son of a god, I was born to a virgin, I taught people important things and performed miracles, and then I was executed, but came back to life!

Jesus: Hey, sounds cool. I think I'll steal that.

Mithras: Dammit, I knew I should've gotten it copyrighted!

by MISTER OWNINATOR May 06, 2007

epic pacard

Nickname of John Patrick Luke Pacard, Jamaican national hero and bobsled team leader

Jamaica we have a bobsled team - Led by Epic Pacard

by MISTER OWNINATOR March 24, 2008

gridfire

A weapon from the Culture series of sci-fi novels by Iain M. Banks. Taps the "grid", which is a dimension of energy between hyperspace and next universe, to submerge areas in realspace into massive amounts of energy.

Gridfire: When you absolutely, positively have to kill every last motherfucker in a 50 light-year radius.

by MISTER OWNINATOR March 04, 2007

Dafuq

A small Middle Eastern nation, known primarily for the exceedingly complex dialect of Arabic spoken by its natives. When confronted by something baffling or incomprehensible, a common turn of phrase is to mention this country's name, indicating that the speaker is as confused as they would be trying to interpret the Dafuqian dialect. Compare "It's all Greek to me".

The primary export of Dafuq is falafel

by MISTER OWNINATOR September 08, 2013

buttsturbate

When your butt itches so badly that you have to rub it really hard and it gives you sexual gratification

I buttsturbated yesterday

by MISTER OWNINATOR January 12, 2010

Because shut up

A response to a question that you don't actually have an answer for.

Person A: If you're not a pedo, why do you have 15 little girls in cages in your basement?

Person B: Because shut up

by MISTER OWNINATOR December 23, 2009