Definitions by MISTER OWNINATOR

Omnihilate 

To destroy everything. From Omni (all) + Annihilate.

Random supervillain: I am going to omnihilate the universe!

Omnihilate by MISTER OWNINATOR April 26, 2011

Wang's Law 

A scientific principle that states that anything longer than it is wide can be considered a phallic symbol. Originated by Professor D. Wang

Person A: Do you notice anything kind of suggestive about these breadsticks?

Person B: Wang's Law, man

Wang's Law by MISTER OWNINATOR December 26, 2010

buttsturbate

When your butt itches so badly that you have to rub it really hard and it gives you sexual gratification

I buttsturbated yesterday

buttsturbate by MISTER OWNINATOR January 12, 2010

Because shut up 

A response to a question that you don't actually have an answer for.

Person A: If you're not a pedo, why do you have 15 little girls in cages in your basement?

Person B: Because shut up

Because shut up by MISTER OWNINATOR December 23, 2009

fanwhore 

One step beyond fanboy or fangirl, a fanwhore is someone who is so insanely obsessed with something they treat it practically like a religion and will physically harm others who disagree with it.

Twilight fanwhore: "OMG TWILIHTGT IS LIEK THE BESTEST BOOK EVAR1!11! STEPHANY MIYER IZ A GENIOIS!111"

Sane person: "Twilight sucks ass, so shut up about it your retarded fanwhore"

Twilight fanwhore: "OMFG HOW FUKIN DAR U INSULT TEH GRAT GODESS STEFANIE MIYER I WIL FUKKIN KIL U!!11!"

*Twilight fanwhore proceeds to kick sane person in the balls*

fanwhore by MISTER OWNINATOR December 23, 2009

tech up 

In RTS (Real-Time Strategy) computer games, to concentrate on researching technologies and upgrades for your forces.

When playing the Protoss in Starcraft, I like to tech up before attacking

tech up by MISTER OWNINATOR June 26, 2009

epic pacard 

Nickname of John Patrick Luke Pacard, Jamaican national hero and bobsled team leader

Jamaica we have a bobsled team - Led by Epic Pacard

epic pacard by MISTER OWNINATOR March 24, 2008