MISTER OWNINATOR's definitions
A scientific principle that states that anything longer than it is wide can be considered a phallic symbol. Originated by Professor D. Wang
Person A: Do you notice anything kind of suggestive about these breadsticks?
Person B: Wang's Law, man
Person B: Wang's Law, man
by MISTER OWNINATOR December 26, 2010
Get the Wang's Lawmug. Unidentified Photoshopped Object
A supposed picture of a flying saucer or extraterrestrial spacecraft which is an obvious fake created via image editing
A supposed picture of a flying saucer or extraterrestrial spacecraft which is an obvious fake created via image editing
UFO pictures these days are almost always one of two types:
- A blurry dot that could be anything
- A UPO
- A blurry dot that could be anything
- A UPO
by MISTER OWNINATOR August 25, 2011
Get the UPOmug. John Kerry: When we went in, there were 3 countries: Great Britain, Austrailia, and the United States. That's not a grand coalition. We can do better.
Well, actually, he forgot Poland!
Well, actually, he forgot Poland!
by MISTER OWNINATOR November 8, 2006
Get the John Kerrymug. One step beyond fanboy or fangirl, a fanwhore is someone who is so insanely obsessed with something they treat it practically like a religion and will physically harm others who disagree with it.
Twilight fanwhore: "OMG TWILIHTGT IS LIEK THE BESTEST BOOK EVAR1!11! STEPHANY MIYER IZ A GENIOIS!111"
Sane person: "Twilight sucks ass, so shut up about it your retarded fanwhore"
Twilight fanwhore: "OMFG HOW FUKIN DAR U INSULT TEH GRAT GODESS STEFANIE MIYER I WIL FUKKIN KIL U!!11!"
*Twilight fanwhore proceeds to kick sane person in the balls*
Sane person: "Twilight sucks ass, so shut up about it your retarded fanwhore"
Twilight fanwhore: "OMFG HOW FUKIN DAR U INSULT TEH GRAT GODESS STEFANIE MIYER I WIL FUKKIN KIL U!!11!"
*Twilight fanwhore proceeds to kick sane person in the balls*
by MISTER OWNINATOR December 23, 2009
Get the fanwhoremug. A weapon from the Culture series of sci-fi novels by Iain M. Banks. Taps the "grid", which is a dimension of energy between hyperspace and next universe, to submerge areas in realspace into massive amounts of energy.
Gridfire: When you absolutely, positively have to kill every last motherfucker in a 50 light-year radius.
by MISTER OWNINATOR March 4, 2007
Get the gridfiremug. Mithras: Okay, get this - I'm the son of a god, I was born to a virgin, I taught people important things and performed miracles, and then I was executed, but came back to life!
Jesus: Hey, sounds cool. I think I'll steal that.
Mithras: Dammit, I knew I should've gotten it copyrighted!
Jesus: Hey, sounds cool. I think I'll steal that.
Mithras: Dammit, I knew I should've gotten it copyrighted!
by MISTER OWNINATOR May 6, 2007
Get the mithrasmug. by MISTER OWNINATOR December 27, 2011
Get the queergotmug.