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MILFord Keynes's definitions

Crown Jewels Heist

Fido has been a right little pussy since the Crown Jewels Heist
by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022
mugGet the Crown Jewels Heistmug.

Space Hopper

During cowgirl, she grabs your balls and starts bouncin'
"She propper space hoppered my balls the other night"
by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022
mugGet the Space Hoppermug.

Skid

Being romantic in a caravan park
"Did you ever used to skid as a child. I used to love it.": William Mckenzie
by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022
mugGet the Skidmug.

The Fliddest

the fliddest was declared champion by tape measure
by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022
mugGet the The Fliddestmug.

Swan Twatting

When you thump your long-necked, majestic creature too vigorously.
Or
When you dive headfirst into a fuck load of minge
"Yes Bernard, wanna go swan twatting later?" Says Derek
"Sure mate, need to grab some bourbons first tho." Says Bernard
"You've got solid priorities g" replied Derek
by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022
mugGet the Swan Twattingmug.

2p Pussy

Gaz: "What's your opinion on 2p pussy?"
Glen: "Not my cup of tea, can see the appeal though. What about you?"
Gaz: "I fucking love it mate"
by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022
mugGet the 2p Pussymug.

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