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Space Hopper

During cowgirl, she grabs your balls and starts bouncin'
"She propper space hoppered my balls the other night"
by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022
mugGet the Space Hoppermug.

The Fliddest

the fliddest was declared champion by tape measure
by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022
mugGet the The Fliddestmug.

Crown Jewels Heist

Fido has been a right little pussy since the Crown Jewels Heist
by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022
mugGet the Crown Jewels Heistmug.

Susan

Your stereotypical 57 year old Tesco worker (usually by the tobacco)
"That fucking Susan didn't give me baccy because I didn't have ID. I'm a 25 year old, bald, bearded bloke with a Kid"
by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022
mugGet the Susanmug.

Skid

Being romantic in a caravan park
"Did you ever used to skid as a child. I used to love it.": William Mckenzie
by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022
mugGet the Skidmug.

Spaghetti Bollock Naked

When you go to an Italian nudist retreat
"Me and my wife went to go get Spaghetti Bollock Naked, little underrated in my opinion"
by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022
mugGet the Spaghetti Bollock Nakedmug.

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