Definitions by MILFord Keynes

Megafect 

When someone hates you for no reason

No one likes that bitch Janet, she's suffering from the Megafect

Megafect by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

Satan's Jaw 

When your std's got your face popping

My mate Vernon got Satan's Jaw last week, what a dickhead

Satan's Jaw by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

JFK's Lightbulb

When you get an idea so good it blows your mind.

Mate I experienced JFK's Lightbulb the other day

JFK's Lightbulb by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

2p Pussy 

The metallic taste of pussy

Gaz: "What's your opinion on 2p pussy?"
Glen: "Not my cup of tea, can see the appeal though. What about you?"
Gaz: "I fucking love it mate"

2p Pussy by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

Spaghetti Bollock Naked 

When you go to an Italian nudist retreat

"Me and my wife went to go get Spaghetti Bollock Naked, little underrated in my opinion"

Spaghetti Bollock Naked by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

Crown Jewels Heist 

Getting your dog neutered

Fido has been a right little pussy since the Crown Jewels Heist

Crown Jewels Heist by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

Skid 

Being romantic in a caravan park

"Did you ever used to skid as a child. I used to love it.": William Mckenzie

Skid by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022