MILFord Keynes's definitions

Space Hopper

During cowgirl, she grabs your balls and starts bouncin'

"She propper space hoppered my balls the other night"

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

The Fliddest

The flid with the least arm and leg

the fliddest was declared champion by tape measure

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

JFK's Lightbulb

When you get an idea so good it blows your mind.

Mate I experienced JFK's Lightbulb the other day

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

Crown Jewels Heist

Getting your dog neutered

Fido has been a right little pussy since the Crown Jewels Heist

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

Susan

Your stereotypical 57 year old Tesco worker (usually by the tobacco)

"That fucking Susan didn't give me baccy because I didn't have ID. I'm a 25 year old, bald, bearded bloke with a Kid"

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

Skid

Being romantic in a caravan park

"Did you ever used to skid as a child. I used to love it.": William Mckenzie

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

Spaghetti Bollock Naked

When you go to an Italian nudist retreat

"Me and my wife went to go get Spaghetti Bollock Naked, little underrated in my opinion"

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022