MIKEY's definitions

itchbag

An irritating, annoying and/or nagging person (esp. woman).

That freakin' itchbag wouldn't shut the hell up and leave me alone all day.

by Mikey May 21, 2003

badap bap

The response one gives when there is no other response to give. However, it may also be used in any context to substitute anything. May also be substituted with just "badap" or "bap" or multiple "bap"s make be added.

"Me and my boyfriend broke up today."
"Badap bap!"

"My grandma died..."
"Badap bap..."

"I love you!"
"Badap..."

"That guy just stole your wallet..!"
"BADAP BAP.. BAP BAP!!!!!!!"

by Mikey March 24, 2004

pizzant

A dirty, dumbass piece of shit whom everyone pees on.

Saddam Hussein is the pizzant of the world.

by Mikey April 12, 2003

breene

A bad "band", very bad.

Breene are fucking shit, and adore themselves.

by mikey April 4, 2005

sand castle

When Banging a girl from behind and on the beach. You spit on her back just before you blow your load and as she turns around you blow it in her face then throw sand in her face and call out,"Sand Csstle Biatch!"

I had to "Sand Castle" that biatch to get her off these nuts.

by Mikey February 17, 2005

sweatybetty

A dirty scuzzy whore that stinks like a bloke who's just finished a 12 hour shift with no breaks in a toe clipping factory.
(Please note; it is not necessary for the dirty scuzzy whores name to Betty).

Guy 1: 'That rancid fat bird smells like shit and sweat'.
Guy 2: 'She does indeed my fellow chum. And that is why she has the title "sweatybetty". Now let us leave the vicinity never to enter the rancid slags airspace again'.

by Mikey June 20, 2006

ballsie

Another term used to describe someone having guts or courage to do something.

This usage of this word tends to stem from shallow uptight girls who try to be cute to make up for their lack of mature appearance.

That was a ballsie thing to do.

by Mikey September 1, 2004