MIKE's definitions

Old Bridge High School

quoted by howard stern as "the next columbine"

gets 2 bomb threats a month
known for a riot in 2003
gas leak early 2004
the prinicpals name is Mr. Ferry

kid wakes up and feels like having a delayed openning: "hello operator, tell obhs that a bomb will go off tomorrow, kthnxbye"

by Mike September 28, 2004

hard copy

Paper print up of an electronic document

Print me up the hard copy, Pronto!

by mike October 28, 2003

protien shake

a mouth full of cum

asking a girl if she is hungry, and offering her a protien shake

by mike August 29, 2003

quality control

The process of eliminating definitions that don't actually define a word, define names, or are posts that belong in a forum instead of urbandictionary. Only intelligent people should take part in quality control.

Many people try do delete good definitions, but quality control keeps them.

by Mike February 7, 2005

redophile

One who loves red hair. A play off of pedophile...

He only dates redhaired chicks... he must be a redophile!

by Mike June 25, 2004

Heel

To make a bad mistake

Kerri, firing syed was a heel move!!!

by Mike March 11, 2003

siriot

A Sirius Satellite Radio shareholder (NASDAQ: SIRI) who doesn't understand the complexity of the stock market and tends tries to pump up SIRI by making false claims and shady intreprations of shareholder reports.

combination of SIRius + idIOT

"again, the siriot mindset --- everything is a bidding war, everything is high stakes, throw out the cash...."

by mike August 8, 2004