MIKE's definitions

statix

pr0 cs player and damn sexy too!

i love you statix!
statix i love you!
statix is great!

by Mike October 17, 2004

Menace II Society

The greatest movie made about gang life. Better than Boyz N The Hood. Caine got fucked up in a drive-by at the end.

"I knew I was gonna have to deal with that fool someday. Damn! I never thought he'd come back like this, blasting. Like I said, it was funny like that in the hood sometimes. I mean you never knew what was gonna happen or when." -Caine, A Real G

by mike November 29, 2004

McSneeding

To incorporate the use of Botox injections into your daily lifestyle

M.C.Sneed decided that she wanted to look younger, to gain that she visited her Dr daily to receive injections of Botox. She now looks like she has a vacum attachment that is operational stuck to the back of her head

by Mike March 7, 2005

Bler

Bler can mean two things depending on the pronounciation of it. Under the first pronunciation it can be used to mean a stronger version of the word "bleh"

Under the second it can be a combination of the words "bleh" and "errr" to mean a sort of depressive "duh!"

This word comes from a mispelling of the word "bleh" that seemed to fit the randomness of the conversation

1. Holy shite, today my girlfriend broke up with me and my parents kicked me out, not to mention I have the flu. I just feel so...bler

2. Oh my gosh, I failed my test because I thought that 4x8=16....blerr!

by Mike October 22, 2004

soak

To cum on someone's face while they are sleeping or passed out.

I got your sister drunk and soaked her face after she passed out.

by Mike November 7, 2003

Bing Crosby

Boston-area slang term for Cocaine.

We could probably hang out with Bing Crosby later tongiht if you have enough money.

by Mike February 4, 2006

deflicted

Portmanteau of "defective" or "defunct", and "afflicted".
A derivation from Frank Zappa's 1974 album Apostrophe, on which the Fur Trapper infamously rubs his deflicted eyes.

"Well, the fur-trapper stood there, with his arms outstretched across the
frozen white wasteland, trying to figure out what he was going to do about his deflicted eyes." from Nanook Rubs It by Frank Zappa.

by Mike September 10, 2003