Keeling

1. One who could be concidered god's gift to women
2. One has an uncanny charm with the ladeez
3. One who has the strength of ten men

1 Girl: He's no Keeling, but he's a nice guy
Girl: Yeah look on the bright side he could be an Aune

2. Guy: If only I had the Keeling charm, then I would have all the ladeez

3. Guy1: How the fuck are we going to lift the truck out of the ditch
Guy2: Where's Keeling when you need him?

by Mike March 13, 2003

Old timer

Someone thats been alive for a long time

The word can be used like this "Man that old timer knows his stuff, go ask him how to do it" If you need fishing tips ask a old timer they know there stuff

by Mike May 02, 2004

(*)(*)

perky boobies...used in chat rooms by horny white 30 year old bastards who cant look at porn because they live with their mom...

i...like...boobies...

I saw these boobies like this (*)(*) once dawg!!!
Really?????????
ummm..no but i drew boobies like that once...

by Mike January 20, 2004

Meow Meow Snatch

A fart from the vagina. See queef

was that a fart or a queef?

by mike November 30, 2003

cockknobbler

Anyone who shows a predisposition towards or who enjoys the act of knobbling cocks.

Wow, she's a real cockknobbler.

by Mike February 06, 2003

nekkid

White trash for naked or nude.

Hey Clem! Youse nekkid! I kin see yo weenie!

by mike May 23, 2003

sheizerdad

A stupid word that i got bored and and made up and is longer word for sheizen which also means shit or sheiz.

(in french accent)
Yo moser flipperdad wassup! Youse a stupid littal sheizerdad! Go eat some sheizerdad you littal bastardad!

by Mike March 18, 2005