MIKE's definitions

LEO

Law Enforcement Officer

That LEO is nothing but a fucking donut jockey.

by Mike December 15, 2003

Ember

My Girlfriend.

Fight Me.

by Mike June 2, 2003

factasy

a fact that provokes fantasy or is fantastic by itself; a literary or artistic genre that combines complete facticity with unbridled fantasy.

The center of our galaxy tastes like raspberries and smells rum. This factasy is a recent discovery of astronomers.

I am writing a factasy based on recent calculations: each ejaculation contains about 15 terabytes of genetic information transferred at a speed of 5 terabytes per second.

by Mike November 3, 2012

stort H

fråga alla som hetr johan får ni reda på svaret :)

tjena johan.. du e ett stort H va?
- jepp det e ja !

by mike March 29, 2003

bwubs

1. A fat slob

2. A horny fat boy

3. Loves jelly donuts and men.

bwubs is gayyyy...

by mike November 19, 2003

flank

Can be used in Jersey (Channel Islands) to replace "wilt" - especially if you live in St Mary.

My flowers are beginning to flank.

by Mike March 19, 2005

parabolas

The cooliest most awsome graphed equation in math. Everyone knows it has one squared term and a postive one forms a happy face and negitive one forms a sad face.

by mike June 26, 2003