more hardcore than porno-flick bitches

so fuckin hardcore that porno stars can't compare

That crazy bastard just did a 1080 mctwist, he's more hardcore than porno-flick bitches.

by Mike June 17, 2004

swabble

The act of swallowing balls.

Your mom swabbles.

by Mike December 30, 2003

gleek

building up saliva in the salivary glands using some stimulus, like sour food or yawning, and then pressing the tongue upon the glands, causing the saliva to shoot out, usually at an impressive distance.

Shit, Eric just gleeked all over my food!

by mike April 26, 2003

Java God

Phil Thompkins will forever be the Java God, worship him and pray to him.

Markus: "Phil your the Java God!!"
Phil: "Fuck you Markus you suck"

by Mike March 26, 2004

magic number

The number of people that one has had sex with.

My magic number was eight before Spring Break. I broke double digits before coming back home.

by Mike January 06, 2005

Ohio

Just admit it... the best state EVER. Also, (refering to defn. #14) don't diss Ohio if you can't even freakin spell "CLEVELAND" right. Secondly, Ohio WAS NOT the Flordia of the 2004 election. We voted red (like it or not... frankly I voted white) 51% to 49% so you all can piss-off. Statistcally, people that live in northeast Ohio around C-Town North (that's Cleveland) have the correct pronounciation of the American English Language so y'all can just kiss my brass. Not to mention we have the best roller coaster park in the nation (Cedar Point) which holds more than 13 world records. Yes, our seasons are Winter, Construction and More Construction but hey... at least we're not Michigan.

Oh yeah... it's POP not SODA

All hail Ohio... because you're just pissed off you don't live here.

by Mike December 15, 2004

Jester

Age old humour maker, prone to premature deaths.

Oh no the jester was slain! Thats 3 today.

by mike June 28, 2003