MIKE's definitions

beastonster

a person of such amazingness that calling them a beast or a monster is not enough

"damn you are such a beastonster

by mike January 18, 2005

explosivo

An "evil" word, as said on Space Ghost Coast to Coast by Jack Black.

Jack Black: "Explosiiiiivooooo."

Zorak: "Explosivo? What does that mean? You're FAT?! Bwaahahahahahah!!!"

Jack Black: "No, it's an evil word. You gotta say it deep. EXPLOSIVO."

by Mike February 2, 2004

loan shark

Someone who offers incredibly high-interest loans to people that will never be able to pay them back. Loan sharks are among the most hated people on earth.

Loan sharks make a living off screwing people for life.

by Mike July 16, 2004

gogger

A rather large piece of Excremant!

I went to the toilet before you should have seen the size of my gogger!

by mike January 5, 2004

schmoo

Smile Crouch Heave Massive Organic Objects- when camping in nature n you need to take a crap, but don't touch the ground

Mike when camping, schmoo'ed on a man's head

by Mike November 6, 2004

bratch

A hybrid of bitch and brat. Together, the two nouns make an unadmirable person.

She's such a bratch.

by mike February 25, 2003

Rise Against

The best punk rock band ive heard.. CHECK IT OUT AND JOIN THE PUNK ROCKERS :D

Simply because you can breath,
doesnt mean your alive, or
that you really live.
This life has taken its toll
she just doesnt know how much more she can give.

by mIKE December 30, 2004