MIKE's definitions

cold shade

The shade that is not hot.

You guys are ovea their in the cold shade while we's ova here workin' out in da hot shade!

by Mike March 18, 2003

shazzam

when you cut a piece of paper up into a lot of pieces then put it into their trapper keeper

"shit son i just got shazzamed"

by mike April 23, 2005

M.A.G.I.C

An acronym to account for a sudden departure from the NBA.

My ass got infected coach

by Mike December 21, 2003

frumpy

ADJ. A milder word for describing a young female as slightly overweight, and homely all at once.

I hope none of my friends find out I had sex with Jenny jenny, she's frumpy.

by Mike June 20, 2003

RG

Abbr. An offset to the very popular RD, RG meaning basically a nameless Random Girl. This is a very rare site to any sausage party. These fine specimens are warmly welcomed every time.

"Last night was awesome I fucked some RG after I beat some RD's ass. I wonder what her name was?

by Mike June 9, 2003

nifty

Refers to www.nifty.org, a rather large archive of erotic literature, a bit of it rather odd. Includes a vast array of topics, including, but not limited to, beastiality, incest, rape, bondage, hermaphrodism, gay/lesbian/bi/trans, sex with children, and at least one rendition of the story behind tubgirl.

Nifty is home to some of the most fucked up and disturbing stories ever. Long live Nifty.

by Mike September 17, 2004

Candyman

candyman which had a movie created after him also had a myth left behind. the object of seeing candy man was to stare into a mirror at any time and chant his name 3 times. eventually he will appear behind you with his hand replaced by a hook and wearing a trenchcoat.

candyman....candyman....candyman...

by mike July 6, 2003