Conan O'Brien

The Johnny Carson of modern times. Conan really came into his own after his second banana, Andy Richter, left the show in the late 90s. O'Brien recieved the high honor of being the replacement to Jay Leno at the end of the decade. Famous characters from his show include Triumph the insult comedy dog and the masturbating bear.

"Right now its time to look....into the future!"
"The future Conan?"
"Yes that's right (enter guest's name here)! Its time to look all the way....to the year 2000!"

by Mike July 20, 2008

pantyhose

Perhaps one of the greatest articles of clothing ever invented, for both men and women alike.

She wears pantyhose.

by Mike August 06, 2004

blind carl

a blind carl is when you shit on someones eyes and stick your dick in their mouth.

In order to survive prison, ethan had to become quite adept at executing a "blind carl" at a moments notice.

by mike February 18, 2005

xenaverse

Used to describe things set in the universe of the show "Xena: Warrior Princess."

Ares is a god in the xenaverse.

by Mike July 26, 2004

Hose Beast

A woman, iether pretty or ugly that is clingy in nature and can not seem to get enough of the cock.

That hose beast tried to fuck everyone in the school, what a ho!

by mike May 23, 2004

Chronica

A celebration that coincides with Chanukah wherein marijuana is smoked nightly for 7 days in a row.

Merry Chronica!
Now pass the blunt!

by Mike January 10, 2005

Brutus Buckeye

n. THE Ohio State University mascot. Usually wears a chest protector underneath uniform and football gloves. The biggest pimp on campus.

Brutus Buckeye is suck a pimp, the ladies are all up ons.

by Mike December 15, 2004