MIKE's definitions

Douching

An adjective used as an exclimation of extreme surprise when simply saying you've got to be shitting does not suffice.

As Pete was playing Madden he screamed "You've got to be douching me" when his QB fumbled for the third time in a row.

by Mike December 15, 2003

itg

its Giunta, not Guitna. ^^

"ILL KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS U FUCKING FUCKER FUCK!!! DONT SAY TAT AGAIN OR YOUR FUCKING DONE"

I go to school

Man approaces. "What did u say yesterday on the net?"

me: "Err... nothing... lOl i was kidding :/"

by Mike January 24, 2004

podland

the name of a band that plays gypsy hippie music.

Podland plays monotonous hippie music.

by mike March 21, 2004

cait

failed succubus turned gilded cunt who posesses obscenely profane conformaty issues and severe infection of oral herpies

"Shaniqua is such a cait, she started hanging out with Paul and stole his petband and gave him that righteous sore"

by Mike December 2, 2004

swabble

to switch or trade out.

1. This piece of timber isnt too sturdy. I might swabble it out for a new one.

2. Swabble those letters about, you beautiful dyslexic bastard.

by mike May 27, 2004

chivalvers

To lick the hair of a rare african monkey spider. And then spit it out on a sacred rock!!!!!

Oh that taste beta than chivalvers!!!!!!!!

by Mike February 1, 2005

spoogerifc

verry sexually appealing.

Jeremy Braun's mom was spoogerific last night.

by mike January 6, 2004