MIKE's definitions

snowflakes

A euphemism for cocaine, or crack rock.

When Johnny told me that he was shaving snowflakes, I thought he was going crazy!

by Mike April 7, 2004

Delirious

the lizard man who speaks in tongs. He wrestles in Ring of Honor, IWA: Mid-West NWA Midwest among others.

Delirious > You

Delirious: gibberish, giberish

by Mike January 14, 2008

fizuck

another slang word for fuck, used only in the white ghetto

fizuck that man

by mike March 16, 2003

Pretentious

To be pretentious is to make a claim or put on an act to:

A) Fit into a group.

B) Appear "better" than you are or than others.

Pretentious people often fit into 2 groups:

i) Stupid pretentious people who no nothing of the subject they are acting pretentious about.

ii) Clever pretentious people who know about the subject they are acting pretentious about but think this makes them better.

a) Look I have the same boots as you now! That makes me a true Punk/Goth/Rocker/insert generic group name.

b) You didn't like my poem? Well you probably didn't understand it. It was very deep.

i) I am a goth I love HIM.

ii) I have a degree in Philosophy...I therefore know a little more about theology than you could.

Another Example: My definition of "pretentious" is much better than the others on this site because I have an A in English.

Pretentious people often have no sense of humour and never laugh at themselves.

by Mike December 28, 2005

scrozzy

someone who has a very bad skin complexion. usually wrinckly or pitted resemblin that of a mans scrotum!

look at him/her what a total scrozzy!!

by mike January 6, 2004

{}=[]::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>

a sword used by people online to emphasize something

bob:i will kill you {}=::::::::::::::::::>

by Mike February 2, 2005

cwazy like a moose

used to describe insanity and homosexuallism at the same time, hence the 'cwazy' instead of 'crazy'.

"Wow, you'we cwazy. You'we cwazy like a moose!"

by Mike November 28, 2003