MIKE's definitions

safenik

(safe+nik) -- a person who wants warranties about everything, who is scared by the vicissitudes of life and feels an overwhelming need to be secure.

What about a family travel to Tibet? - It's impossible. My husband is a safenik. - Safenik ? - Yes, he never takes any risks.

by Mike March 30, 2008

soggy waffle

a group of males sit in a circle and jerk off onto the same waffle which is placed at the center of the circle, the last one to release his seminal fluids on the waffle must consume it, thus eating a waffle which is soggy because of everyones semen

last night i played soggy waffle, not once, not twice, but thrice

by mike November 13, 2003

phaecopheliac

A person who is obsessed with shit

Put that shit down u phaecopheliac

by Mike January 15, 2004

right and proper

1) Used in conjunction with a declaration of action.

2) An emphasis added to a statement in place of completely, utterly, totally, etc.

3) A phrase added to a statement to imply justification for an action.

1) If you don't put that down, I'm going to beat you right and proper.

2) "I'm completely screwed" becomes "I'm screwed, right and proper."

3) "We'll arrest him, right and proper."

by Mike January 11, 2004

fwoomph

An expression of onomonopeai just like Bang or Kaboom. You say fwoomph when something large hits the ground or when something critical to the mission is achieved while stoned.

Stoner 1: Dude, did you see that dude fall when he uhh fell?
Stoner 2: Ya, he hit the ground like fwoomph!

by Mike April 25, 2005

donger kick

When you kick someone in the cock / dong / what ever you want to call it..

<a>Im gonna kick you in the donger!

<b> You do and I'll call Bil Mil!

by Mike March 6, 2005

cum bag

a girl who has far to much sex resulting in her being full of seman!

I bet that dirt bird had sex last night!
yeah shes a total cum bag!

by mike January 5, 2004