MIKE's definitions

DUFF

Designated Ugly Fat Friend/Designated Ugly Fat Fuck/Dumb Ugly Fat Friend

The infameous beer that Homer Simpson drinks on The Simpsons

a teenage pop star who has some talent but is over shadowed for being a "poseur"

That girl is a TOTAL DUFF

Homer Simpson always drinks Duff beer.

Hilary Duff is alright but everyone calls her a "poseur"

by Mike December 28, 2005

nippletit

An extremely stupid moron, Idiot

"What a nippletit he is!" (mike)
"Dont shit yourself nippletit!" (mike)

by Mike October 12, 2004

Vye

Someone who drives a 1995 Ford F150 and is a pussy.

Hey look, its that old truck with that pussy in it, Vye!

by Mike April 25, 2005

TALLY WACKER

A huge, thick penis measuring 8" or more in lenght, a soul pole, a meat pole.

Look lois, Clark has an enormous tally wacker!!!!

by mike January 7, 2004

ripped

alcohol intoxication characterized by fun, eratic and/or wild behavior

dude.......we're soooo ripped!
I was so ripped that I fell off that big bitch!

by mike September 16, 2003

bobuschca

What you say when you make a "suck it" gesture

doing suck it thing BOBUSCHCA!!!!!

by Mike January 15, 2004

yagmo

it's a discriminatory word that does not discriminate (i.e. works for any race/social/ehtnic background)

tell tim if he doesnt stop acting like a yagmo, im gonna burn the hair in his asscrack while he sleeps.

by mike June 19, 2004