MIKE's definitions

xenaverse

Used to describe things set in the universe of the show "Xena: Warrior Princess."

Ares is a god in the xenaverse.

by Mike July 26, 2004

crammit

a nice mix between crap and damnit.

crammit, I lost my phone.

by mike April 23, 2005

FDD

Far Distance Disorder - happens when you see a guy/girl from far away thinking that he/she is hot, but turns out otherwise.

Wow, that girl looks fine! (after a closer look) Oh, it's just FDD.

by mike March 10, 2004

kv

A girl that is smoking hot and you would love to get with.

Damn, check out that girl man, I'd love to tap that ass, she is definately a KV.

by Mike February 17, 2004

soup and salad

The act in which a person consumes a large amount of laxitive and proceeds to have their salad tossed while blasting diarrhea into the persons mouth.

Oh baby, I'm so bored with always getting a hot lunch from you, will you give me a soup and salad?

by Mike February 18, 2004

pooptube

The area where you sheizen out of in place of a anal substitute.

keep your finger out of my pooptube.

by Mike May 13, 2005

Pearl Monacle

When a man reaches climax and ejaculates into the eye of his partner; a similar move to the pearl necklace.

Jason gave Alex a pearl monacle.

by Mike March 19, 2003