MIKE's definitions

quality control

The process of eliminating definitions that don't actually define a word, define names, or are posts that belong in a forum instead of urbandictionary. Only intelligent people should take part in quality control.

Many people try do delete good definitions, but quality control keeps them.

by Mike February 7, 2005

totally

a over used word that was first you by Valley Girls

Like, oh my God. I'm totally in love with Justin Timberlake!!!!

by Mike January 4, 2004

link

to call someone up

yo link me up tonite

by mike December 15, 2003

Big Top

Town house in Apple Valley

The clowns riside in the Big Top

by mike July 31, 2003

orgasm

N. What happens as a result of women using herbal essences.

That girl just had an orgasm.

by Mike April 27, 2004

Punk Tock

Ok Used to be awesome music now we have this bullshit like GC, Blink182,
Simple plan and the Emo Shit got to go

faggot12-Oh my gosh!Did you hear that GC SONG!?!?
Fhffh-Shut The hell up poser

by Mike November 16, 2004

German Virgin

In Texas holdem, when a player is dealt pocket nines, he is said to be holding a german virgin.

Guy: Hey you dumb kraut, lets have sex.
German Virgin: NEIN, NEIN!!!

by Mike January 24, 2005