MICHAEL's definitions

Champed

Being beaten severly, or an embarrasing defeat.

Adolf: Mr. Jew you've just been champed.

by Michael December 18, 2003

chode

Someone who is just as round as they are tall. Short and fat.

Look at that chode mutha fucka walkin out of the dough-nut shop!

by Michael May 7, 2005

senaturds

the ottawa senators the crappiest hockey team ever which always lose to the toronto maple leafs but still think their better or at elast thtey pretend

1. the maple leafs beat the senaturds again
2. the senaturds choked in teh playoffs again

by Michael January 28, 2005

DumbAssItis

a viral infection of the brain which will never completely go away and appears randomly throught ones life

commonly referred to as DAI

The Presidential elections clearly defined even our countries leaders suffer from DumbAssItis.

by michael February 26, 2005

shitbanger

A man who butt fucks another man in a gay act.

You have to dads one of them is a shitbanger.

by michael October 27, 2003

trypical

its cool and its common.

that was a trypical 360 shuv-it.

by michael May 21, 2003

Dodo

Relating to the extinct and perpetually bungling Dodo bird.
Used to describe someone without common sense and who always has the pathetic confused look on their face when a question is asked.

My god she's such a fucking Dodo.

by Michael March 11, 2003