pathetisad

Combination of the two words 'pathetic' and 'sad'. Used to describe a situation that is so pathetic it's not even funny, it's just sad.

The fat kid who kept slipping and falling into the puddle was just pathetisad.

by Michael March 11, 2003

crotch rocket

A person who experiences frequent boners.

Can be fixed with masturbastion.

That boy is a crotch rocket!

by Michael May 04, 2004

Fatty Lumpkins

(n.) 1. a terribly physically obese individual. Also operates in a relative sense -- a thick or chunky person may deserve the appellation when compared to a more slender individual. Generally, a jovial way of describing a fatass. 2. description of a fathead, a jobbernowl, this is the more caustic and widely applicable meaning -- esp. effective for an obtuse, arrogant type.
3. "lumpkins" may be replaced by a proper last name, see example 2.

Lee had a thing for chunky girls. "I am going to get all up in that Fatty Lumpkins tonight, man!"

"Whoa! I can't believe Fatty Crumpler just hurdled that tackler..."

by Michael May 17, 2005

WRATGAS

A military word in which each letter stands for a word that stands for Who Really And Truely Gives A Shit.

I'm tired of this meeting, the speaker is full of wratgas.

by Michael February 18, 2004

Apple Picking in the Black Forest

another term for fisting, but specifically when everyone is German

Oh Angela? She loves apple picking in the Black Forest. I should set you two up!

by Michael December 07, 2021

Fist Trap

Fist trap is a slang word for cunt fanny pussy etc etc

Man that chicks fist trap smells

by Michael September 04, 2004

groom

one is to be imprisoned too a life of tortuous pain

I used to be happy now I am married!

by Michael March 21, 2005