Urban Dictionary: Definitions by MICHAEL

xylophone buggery

When somebody is 'buggered' by an xylophone
when somebody has sex with an xylophone

lets go to a music lesson ill sit here on this xylophone ......... oh yeah
im horny and the only thing i have is an xylophone ;)

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used as an excuse for when you fall or crash

after crashingdamn hovering hippos always hovering in front of me and making me crash

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a loser; moron; dumbshit; worthless piece of shit; see fuckface

What a sboob.
Nice try, you sboob.
Don't be his friend, cuz he's a sboob.

sboob by Michael July 13, 2004

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The act of driving by a house and shooting at it with weapons.

He was housin in my hood, so let's go housin by his house.

Housin by Michael July 4, 2004

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an appropriate name for a woodland creature, especially a ferret.

That ferret named fozzie is the cooolest

fozzie by michael July 1, 2004

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Adj. Used when Refering to or about Michael

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A very sensitive and caring woman who accepts the emontions expressed by a gay man as sincere and not loaded with a sexual adgenda.

Doris Day and Rock Hudson

fag hag by Michael June 15, 2004

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