MICHAEL's definitions

I don't think you're fat

Guyspeak for "who cares, just open your legs". Used to get a girl into bed, regardless of her actual weight.

GF: I hate my body - do you think I'm fat?
BF: I don't think you're fat.

by Michael December 29, 2003

sweater kittens

An alternative name for the breasts.

Hey, lemme see dem sweater kittens!

by Michael June 19, 2006

goodtacular

Adj. Used when Refering to or about Michael

Michael, he's pretty damn goodtacular

by Michael July 1, 2004

Malkivak

A speritual 1/2 vampire, 1/2 angel with great powers of psionics.

Malkivak is the messiah of vampires.
He has the ability to turn water to blood and has great mind power.

by Michael March 1, 2005

Nebraskian

1. A person from Nebraska who wants to be identified as a Texan. 2. A wanna-be Texan who refuses to use ya'll or fixin' in their regular vocabulary.

Shannon Keating is my favorite little Nebraskian.

by michael December 18, 2003

i'm at the higgady

the house

yo homie i'm at the higgady

by michael April 4, 2003

Temple of Doom

Shreaded up toliet paper placed in the upper part of the toliet,enough to make it higher then the water level, and topped off with a shit log(or two)

The residents of 76 were shocked when they discovered that their toliet had become a Temple of Doom

by Michael February 9, 2005