MICHAEL's definitions

accounting

define accounting, its concepts, importance and qualities of good accounting information

business,finance and information technology

by michael April 25, 2005

Special Constable

A voluntary unpaid police officer with all the same powers as a regular police constable.

Michael - a special constable

by Michael November 29, 2004

George Bush

An experiment in artificial stupidity

Fool me once shame on, shame on you
Fool me twice you can't get fooled again.

by Michael October 7, 2004

haiduc

Haiduc is Romanian for "outlaw," which gives rise to this Robin Hood connection.

Heard in the hot Romanian pop song 'Dragostea Din Tei:"

Alo, salut. Sunt eu un haiduc (Hello, hello. It's me, an outlaw)

by Michael May 13, 2005

Spoon

An eating utensil. What is the fucking point in making it sex slang?

I KAN eat WIV a SPOON LOLOLOLOLOLOL

by Michael November 11, 2003

sleeve job

The act of sticking one's whole arm up a womens vagina

Man I just gave that bitch a sleeve job

by Michael March 8, 2003

Zelnar Destroyer of Dreams

Zelnar destroyer of dreams--the name of a penis currently residing in Arizona, and destroyer of most dreams.

No, I am sorry you may not look at Zelnar Destroyer of Dreams.

by Michael February 13, 2005