MF's definitions

nuts

n 1. testicles.

"Ohh fuck, I got hit in the nuts."

by MF January 7, 2007

Ping

To send an electronic message on any device.

Ping me tomorrow and let me know when to pick you up.

by MF March 11, 2005

Buzzlenoff

To eat poopy underwear while sucking a dick when yur having a heartattack so much that causes yur cum to go in yur brain and kill you.

My dad died from brady's buzzlenoff

by MF February 3, 2005

rug

The fake hair-piece that an old, bald individual would wear.

"His rug few off in the windstorm." What a gay definition, wtf u look this up for you stupid shit?!

by MF September 3, 2002

shyte

A shyte is a measure of information - usually on a computer. One shyte equals one byte. A shyte is used to measure corrupt data, bad programming and rubbish on the internet.

A spam message might contain 5 kiloshytes (KS), a virus-infected file attachment could be 1.5 megashytes (MS) in size, a bad sector on a hard disk might take up 3 megashytes. Something measured in gigashytes (GS)can be left to the imagination.

by MF April 13, 2004

cock-tease

Noun.

1. One (generally female) who teases cock.

2. A female who gives one a large boner, but doesn't follow through.

3. She teases a male into thinking they will be engaging in some sort of sexual activity. But in fact
they wont be.

"Wow, that Amanda sure is a cock-tease."

by MF November 25, 2002