Urban Dictionary: Definitions by MF

meth-monster

"We sold him some meth, but that guy was a meth-monster, he fucked the place up good."

meth-monster by MF September 5, 2002

n. 1. A sticky, flamable substance. When used in bombs, the explosion covers the surrounding area in napalm.

"they wouldn't die so we had to use napalm on them."

napalm by MF September 5, 2002

An instance when a female looks good from a distance. Soon to find out they are one ugly bitch, up close.

"That chick was good from far, but far from good."

An article of clothing designed for ones head.

"My hat is red."

hat by MF September 3, 2002

A solid food prepared from the pressed curd of milk, often seasoned and aged.

cheese by MF September 3, 2002

1. A small-flying rodent.

2. A long-slender generally wooden object used for the bashing of knees and other important appendages.

"He didn't cooperate so we had to use the bat." - You choose the use of bat.

bat by MF September 3, 2002

The fake hair-piece that an old, bald individual would wear.

"His rug few off in the windstorm." What a gay definition, wtf u look this up for you stupid shit?!

rug by MF September 3, 2002