An Apple webcam yet to be created. In the future this will also be the default eye for our robot slaves.
Harry: "Hey man have you seen the new iI?"
Aron: "Man I've got one for my robo-doggy!"
Harry: "Wow! I need one for my blow-up doll!"
Aron: ---
Harry: "Awkward..."
Aron: "Man I've got one for my robo-doggy!"
Harry: "Wow! I need one for my blow-up doll!"
Aron: ---
Harry: "Awkward..."
by MEGAZOR April 07, 2010

Man: "Shit! I was so fucking smashed, I just ate like a fat person!"
Woman: "That's not all you did..."
Man: "Huh?! what are you talkin' bout' you fuckin whore!?"
Woman: "After the party you did a party poo in their letter box"
Man: "Fuckin Jesus!"
Woman: "That's not all you did..."
Man: "Huh?! what are you talkin' bout' you fuckin whore!?"
Woman: "After the party you did a party poo in their letter box"
Man: "Fuckin Jesus!"
by MEGAZOR September 05, 2010

Frank: "You said this was a posh place"
Bob: "You must of herd me wrong, this place has an Urban Dictionary feel to it"
Frank: "I see, much better than that oxford dictionary feel"
Bob: "You must of herd me wrong, this place has an Urban Dictionary feel to it"
Frank: "I see, much better than that oxford dictionary feel"
by MEGAZOR January 16, 2010

- Bummer! There's a hole in the boat
- Bummer! There's a bomb in the bus
- Bummer! There's an old person in the car
- Bummer! There's a dead guy in the airplane
- Bummer! There's a blind guy driving the mini-van
- Bummer! There's a hippy in the Anti-Earth hour national meeting
- Bummer! There's a Jew above Hitlers grave
- Bummer! There's a hippy on the road infront of the double decker bus
- Bummer! There's a bomb in the bus
- Bummer! There's an old person in the car
- Bummer! There's a dead guy in the airplane
- Bummer! There's a blind guy driving the mini-van
- Bummer! There's a hippy in the Anti-Earth hour national meeting
- Bummer! There's a Jew above Hitlers grave
- Bummer! There's a hippy on the road infront of the double decker bus
by MEGAZOR April 07, 2010

John: "Hmmm... I think he's a great singer"
'Sam passes John a gun and and five silver bullets'
BANG!!!
Sally: "Oh, God! What happened?!"
Sam: "John had Bieber Fever!"
'Sally picks up the gun and places it to her head'
'Sam passes John a gun and and five silver bullets'
BANG!!!
Sally: "Oh, God! What happened?!"
Sam: "John had Bieber Fever!"
'Sally picks up the gun and places it to her head'
by MEGAZOR April 29, 2010

A man with no manners who runs around shooting people left, right and centre for fun until law inforcement groups rock up.
Man 1: "He's got a gun!"
Man 2: "No! even worse, he's a 'Crazed Gun men'"
Man 3: "I like the game chess"
Man 2: "No! even worse, he's a 'Crazed Gun men'"
Man 3: "I like the game chess"
by MEGAZOR August 17, 2009

by MEGAZOR August 12, 2009
