*NSYNC

a boy band that i used to love before i got smart and started listening to green day

i cant believe how much they sucked- they seemed so much better when i was in second grade

by me February 28, 2005

captain planet

three words: he's the devil
he is summoned up by Gaia worshiping hippie fucktards into wicca

Ted Turner has serious mental issues.
captain planet is the gayest thing ever
even Richard Simmons is saying "god damn that show is gay!"

by me April 08, 2006

metamorphosis

(n)- CD created by Hilary Duff's computerized voice, contains certain computerized songs such as "coming clean" and the very few songs that she does in fact sing sound like a drunk girl moaning into a microphone

Brainwashed Ten Year Old: I LOVE METAMORPHOSIS BY HILARY DUFF IT'S AMAZING!!!!!

Smart Person: AAAHHHHH!!! MY EARS!!!! I'M DEAF!!!!! I JUST LISTENED TO METAMORPHOSIS!!!!

by me April 15, 2004

Conan O'Brian

The best talk show host, funny mother fucker!

Sorry, I can't have sex with you now, I might miss Conan O'brian!!!

by me November 05, 2003

kiss

The best band ever in the history of rock!!! (also the best band in anything else) the original line-up is Gene Simmons, Ace Frehley, Paul Stanley, and Peter Criss. Kiss is AWESOMMMEEEEEEE...KISS RULLLLLEEEEESSSSSSS. I LOVE KISS!!!

KISS RULES!!!!....you wanted the best, you got the best, the hottest band in the world...KISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ME June 30, 2004

ski

When a girl gives to guys a handjob at once with both of her hands.

"She skiid us both last night"

by Me April 17, 2004

bored

word kids use to describe themselves when they are trying to lead up to a dirty question

Hey I am bored, what about you?

by me January 17, 2005