ME's definitions

nez perce

a native american tribe in idaho

the nez perce tribe is awesome

by me February 16, 2005

crotch stretch

1.a stretch of the crotch/groin area done by pulling one's bent leg up behind one's head in a sort of turned out scorpion
2.an evil, perverted, ploy by a certain ballet teacher to have a chance to stare at a dancer's crotch area

1."Dancers don't look in the mirror it's a crotch stretch."

by me April 13, 2003

smart transfer

An Oxy moron. How could it be smart to transfer a customer of yours to a sales person who will likely sign them up for something that they did not want, need, or agree to sign up for.

I am going to smart transfer this old lady so she'll get slammed into signing up for a credit monitoring program for hundreds of dollars more than it's worth.

by me July 11, 2004

bellend

The head of a penis

I'd love to give Rachel Stevens one hell of a bellending

by Me December 15, 2003

Fruit Punch Special

The act of homocide during sexual intercourse with a female, spilling her bodily fluids on the sheets, resembling a fruit punch stain.

My sex life was in the dumps, but then I tried the the fruit punch special and I'm with a new girl every week!

by me October 19, 2004

hairdryer

A word used to describe someone who is sexually attractive.

It is certainly not under any circumstances something you would ever use to describe something you dry your hair with.

"She's such a hairdryer!"

by Me December 24, 2004

Klondike Bar

You guess ;)

What would YOU do for a klondike bar?

by Me June 24, 2003