fuckwit

1. A chav
2. A language based on "text speak" spoken by those with very limited intelligence (usually chavs)

1. Any burberry wearing individual with an attitude problem.
2. To speak fuckwit, e.g "cn u spk fukwit"

by Me April 01, 2005

Fruit Punch Special

The act of homocide during sexual intercourse with a female, spilling her bodily fluids on the sheets, resembling a fruit punch stain.

My sex life was in the dumps, but then I tried the the fruit punch special and I'm with a new girl every week!

by me October 19, 2004

Klondike Bar

You guess ;)

What would YOU do for a klondike bar?

by Me June 24, 2003

scavies

little buggies that crawl all over your body and leave bite marks in trails

. . . . . .
ew...you dirty ars, you gave me scavies.

by me October 02, 2003

scrizzy

straght

naw im scrizzy

by me October 24, 2003

Genious

I actually think this is the way that I have spelt this word since I learnt to write and I have not, until now, been corrected.

So what does this tell us about the British Education System? Well, that it is run by a load of geniouses (shouldnt that be genii?! ahhh who cares!).

Anyway, seeing as this word isn't defined in the Oxford Dictionary I have turned to Urban instead.

Genious is the term used to describe Katie and Ellie and all their wonderful words such as ponchomania, wicca wicca blazin squad, elemayoand sore throat.

Those two are utter geniousness personified!

by me December 24, 2004

chewed up big red

euphemism for vagina. specifically the clitoral region.

Girl, your vagina looks like chewed up Big Red.

by me November 17, 2004