Spider-Ned

The Spider-persona Ned takes when trying on Peter Parker's Spider-Man gear. Usually with his mask.
Peter Parker: Sorry "Spider-Ned", But Spider-Man doesn't need an obese sidekick
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Nerd

1. A student who loves facts that most people wouldn't give a fuck about. Dresses in glasses, ties, braces, and pocket protectors

2. A piece of the candy of the same name, Nerds.

3. A deogratory term for someone who's engrossed in pop culture.
1. Nerd: Did you know that Bananas have potassium in them, making them slightly radioactive?

Homer Simpson/Jock/Bully: NEEEEEEEERRRRRRD!!!

2. Fat Guy: Want a nerd?

Fat Guy's Hot Girlfriend: Sure thing. You can have a gummy bear in exchange.

3. Target Cashier #1/Betty: Star wars? Huh? I just can't get enough of The Mandalorian on Disney plus!

Target Cashier #2/Henry: Hey Wade! Get a load of Betty! The Star Wars Nerd!

Target Cashier #3/Wade: Yeah! I think she makes fanart of her giving Boba Fett a Plumpkin at a Hot Topic Bathroom!

Target Manager/ Jeff: Wade, Henry, get back to work this instant! And stop making fun of Betty!

Target Cashier #2/ Henry: Okay Boss.

Target Cashier #3/Wade: Won't happen again Jeff.
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Charmander

A Kantonian Fire Starter of Pokemon Red/Blue. They are The Lizard PKMN. Dies when the fire on it's tail is extinguished.
PKMN Trainer #1: Check out my Shiny Charmander!
PKMN Trainer #2: Looks cool, but dosen't compare to my Shiny Mewtwo!
PKMN Trainer #1: (pouts) Why do you always have to one up me? PKMN Trainer #2?
PKMN Trainer #2: Because I'm more experienced in the world of Pokemon. Get Rekt Scrub!
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Sonic Fan #1: I love Stardust Speedway Bad Future JP Version. Can't get enough of the "Hue Hue Hue"
Sonic Fan #2: Personally, I prefer the US Version of Stardust Speedway Bad Future.

Sonic Fan #1 proceeds to give Sonic Fan #2 the beating of a lifetime.
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Ryan Reynolds

A Holllywood actor who acts as the comedic protagonist in PG-13 and R rated movies. Known for playing Deadpool.
Comic Con Fan: Yo, It's Ryan Reynolds! Hey! Mr. Reynolds! Come here! I need your autograph!
Ryan Reynolds: Yeah? What do ya need?
Comic Con Fan: Sign my Deadpool toy!
Ryan Reynolds: Ok
*Ryan Reynolds signs deadpool toy*
Comic Con Fan: Thanks!
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Euglossa Bazinga

A type of bumblebee named after Sheldon Cooper's catchphrase.
Nerd: Did you know that the bee Euglossa Bazinga was named after Sheldon Cooper's catchphrase?
Homer Simpson: NEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRDDDD!!!!!
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Snot Rocket

Holding one of your Nostrils down and blowing real hard while your nose is filled with mucus. Can be used on assholes at a dinner party.
Rude Guy: *Snot rockets on a Hot Gal*
Hot Gal: Eew! You just snot rocketed in my mouth!
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