Inflated nodules of false agreement, typically found in group meetings where no one wants to be the dissenting voice.
A person who compulsively says “yes” to everything—often out of fear, confusion, or chronic need to please—without contributing any actual value.
Symbolic approval offered with zero follow-through. See also: “spineless consensus.”
A person who compulsively says “yes” to everything—often out of fear, confusion, or chronic need to please—without contributing any actual value.
Symbolic approval offered with zero follow-through. See also: “spineless consensus.”
“We all agreed it was a terrible idea, but the yesticles kicked in and now we’re building a blockchain-based fridge.”
“He’s just nodding along like a sentient bobblehead. Classic yesticle move.”
“Don’t confuse alignment with yesticle syndrome—they’ll ghost you the second work needs doing.”
“He’s just nodding along like a sentient bobblehead. Classic yesticle move.”
“Don’t confuse alignment with yesticle syndrome—they’ll ghost you the second work needs doing.”
by MC McCancel June 14, 2025
A person (or act) that performs obnoxiously self‑important, fake‑deep influencer behavior—usually involving overpriced smoothies, crypto “wisdom,” pseudo‑spiritual Instagram quotes, or “daily gratitude reflections” no one asked for.
“Bro just posted another shirtless video talking about inner peace while promoting his NFT yoga retreat. Classic wanklet.”
“She wankleted all over LinkedIn again. This time it’s a ten‑slide carousel on how being laid off was her ‘soul awakening.’”
“She wankleted all over LinkedIn again. This time it’s a ten‑slide carousel on how being laid off was her ‘soul awakening.’”
by MC McCancel June 13, 2025
1. A meddling, passive-aggressive creature of inefficiency, summoned wherever pointless bureaucracy, overcomplicated systems, or excessive email threads arise.
2. A person who compulsively over-organizes trivial tasks, often obstructing progress with performative productivity and “just looping you in” energy.
2. A person who compulsively over-organizes trivial tasks, often obstructing progress with performative productivity and “just looping you in” energy.
“I was this close to finishing the project—then Gary dropped in with a three-page feedback doc and CC’d six managers. Absolute faffgoblin.”
“We spent four hours discussing fonts. Total faffgoblin vibes.”
“Don’t let them faffgoblin your flow—just hit send.”
“We spent four hours discussing fonts. Total faffgoblin vibes.”
“Don’t let them faffgoblin your flow—just hit send.”
by MC McCancel June 13, 2025
noun / adjective
(pronounced: biz-donk)
1. A person who is outrageously, unnecessarily busy — but in the dumbest, most chaotic way possible. Think: answering Slack messages while microwaving coffee from yesterday, tripping over a yoga mat they never used.
2. A state of being where you’re so overcommitted that productivity becomes performance art.
3. The sound your brain makes when it short-circuits from pretending to have your life together.
(pronounced: biz-donk)
1. A person who is outrageously, unnecessarily busy — but in the dumbest, most chaotic way possible. Think: answering Slack messages while microwaving coffee from yesterday, tripping over a yoga mat they never used.
2. A state of being where you’re so overcommitted that productivity becomes performance art.
3. The sound your brain makes when it short-circuits from pretending to have your life together.
"Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my fourth coffee. I'm full bzdonk today."
"He’s been running around like a bzdonk since 7am and hasn’t done a single useful thing."
"That bzdonk energy? It's giving burnt-out intern who just discovered Google Calendar."
"He’s been running around like a bzdonk since 7am and hasn’t done a single useful thing."
"That bzdonk energy? It's giving burnt-out intern who just discovered Google Calendar."
by MC McCancel June 23, 2025
noun
A brutal, nonstop spray of useless corporate jargon that floods every damn meeting, email, or presentation until your brain’s officially dead. It’s endless bullshit like “synergy,” “pivot,” and “circle back” all smashed together in one soul-sucking mess.
verb (to buzzword bukkake) — to drown someone in empty corporate BS, usually to confuse, sound fancy, or just waste everyone’s time.
A brutal, nonstop spray of useless corporate jargon that floods every damn meeting, email, or presentation until your brain’s officially dead. It’s endless bullshit like “synergy,” “pivot,” and “circle back” all smashed together in one soul-sucking mess.
verb (to buzzword bukkake) — to drown someone in empty corporate BS, usually to confuse, sound fancy, or just waste everyone’s time.
"This deck is pure buzzword bukkake—no idea what they’re actually saying."
"Quit buzzword bukkaking the team with your ‘value-driven frameworks’ and just talk normally."
"I left that meeting feeling like I’d been hit by a buzzword bukkake tsunami."
"Quit buzzword bukkaking the team with your ‘value-driven frameworks’ and just talk normally."
"I left that meeting feeling like I’d been hit by a buzzword bukkake tsunami."
by MC McCancel June 26, 2025
A mind-meltingly excessive amount of something. More than a lot. More than a shitload. More than a metric fuckton. It’s a bazillionfecta — chaotic, ridiculous, and over-the-top in the most unnecessary way possible.
"How many notifications did you get?"
"A bazillionfecta. My phone basically caught fire."
"Did people show up to the concert?"
"Dude, it was a bazillionfecta of sweaty bodies."
"I ordered a few snacks and ended up with a bazillionfecta of fries."
"That party was a bazillionfecta of glitter, drama, and bad decisions."
"A bazillionfecta. My phone basically caught fire."
"Did people show up to the concert?"
"Dude, it was a bazillionfecta of sweaty bodies."
"I ordered a few snacks and ended up with a bazillionfecta of fries."
"That party was a bazillionfecta of glitter, drama, and bad decisions."
by MC McCancel June 25, 2025