Adjective. Definition is the same as safe or cool
This was invented by a freind of mine to reflect the type of thing another freind of mine, max, who thinks he is Jamaican, might say instead of safe.
It stems from when max met a UK MC called Demon, and is designed to illustrate what max might of said to try and impress him with his Jamaicaness (By sticking ting on the end of safe makes it sound more jamaican).
Since then it has caught on and is now widely used in the Hertfordshire area of UK.
This was invented by a freind of mine to reflect the type of thing another freind of mine, max, who thinks he is Jamaican, might say instead of safe.
It stems from when max met a UK MC called Demon, and is designed to illustrate what max might of said to try and impress him with his Jamaicaness (By sticking ting on the end of safe makes it sound more jamaican).
Since then it has caught on and is now widely used in the Hertfordshire area of UK.
"Yo Demon you be safeting"
by MC Blitzkrieg January 24, 2006

adjective. Used to describe something that is funny. see jokes.
This originates from the Home Counties of the UK, more specifically from the St.Albans area, and is formed by replacing the ending of the word jokes with the sound made popular by snoop dogg, "izzle", thus creating "jizzle". The reasons for doing this are unclear but may be due to a need in the white suburbia of the home counties to sound more gangster, hence the "izzle".
But also may be due to the humorous similarity the word has with another word jizz, which means spunk.
This originates from the Home Counties of the UK, more specifically from the St.Albans area, and is formed by replacing the ending of the word jokes with the sound made popular by snoop dogg, "izzle", thus creating "jizzle". The reasons for doing this are unclear but may be due to a need in the white suburbia of the home counties to sound more gangster, hence the "izzle".
But also may be due to the humorous similarity the word has with another word jizz, which means spunk.
by MC Blitzkrieg January 31, 2006

by MC Blitzkrieg April 09, 2006

the opposite of clinkting. Clankting is the absence of money i.e. when your as broke as a joke.
This term originated from the clank sound one penny makes as you shake a stash box/piggy bank, as opposed to the clink sound of many coins knocking into one another.
This term originated from the clank sound one penny makes as you shake a stash box/piggy bank, as opposed to the clink sound of many coins knocking into one another.
by MC Blitzkrieg April 09, 2006

1) A kind of shoe made by nike. The poor man's air force one.
2) The worste kind of air. Even worse than air pie. This kind of disrespect is worthy of a mandatory slewing.
2) The worste kind of air. Even worse than air pie. This kind of disrespect is worthy of a mandatory slewing.
1) "Yo blud check out the new creps. I got me some air max, only set me back about 40 quid"
2) Gangbanger 1: "Yo, where James at? It's my fuckin' birthday!"
Gangbanger 2: "Blud he's just pulled an air max, i think he's allowed you for that wastegash he's always tapping"
Gangbanger 1: "No one serves this g up with an air max! Lets ride"
(Glocks are heard to be cocked, and a car speeds away...Later that night the bullet riddled body of a wateman is found)
2) Gangbanger 1: "Yo, where James at? It's my fuckin' birthday!"
Gangbanger 2: "Blud he's just pulled an air max, i think he's allowed you for that wastegash he's always tapping"
Gangbanger 1: "No one serves this g up with an air max! Lets ride"
(Glocks are heard to be cocked, and a car speeds away...Later that night the bullet riddled body of a wateman is found)
by MC Blitzkrieg March 02, 2007

Pretty much the same as merk or slew. It is the act of inflicting extreme damage either lyrically or physically to another boi. From the verb to slew, but with "age" stuck on the end to make it seem more gangster. This type of terminology (the use of "age" on the end of words, in this case "slewage") was popularised by gangbangin Brit mc Mr Wong in his riddim "wongage", and is commonly used in virtually every endz of da L-O-N.
"Yo bludclat, break yourself, i'm about ta draw for da slewage up in this bitch"
...Booya!...(Gunshots are heard)
...Booya!...(Gunshots are heard)
by MC Blitzkrieg February 24, 2007

Defined as:
1) The female equivilant of a wasteman, meaning a loser i.e. waste of space.
2) A slut. A female that can be used (shagged) and then promptly discarded. A woman of easy virtue, though not necessarily a prositute.
This phrase comes from the combination of the words wasteman and gash, and is becoming ever more popular in the north london and the home counties of UK.
1) The female equivilant of a wasteman, meaning a loser i.e. waste of space.
2) A slut. A female that can be used (shagged) and then promptly discarded. A woman of easy virtue, though not necessarily a prositute.
This phrase comes from the combination of the words wasteman and gash, and is becoming ever more popular in the north london and the home counties of UK.
1)"Allow that wastegash"
2)"I linked with a standard wastegash last night. Bare casual ting. You know how we do. "
2)"I linked with a standard wastegash last night. Bare casual ting. You know how we do. "
by MC Blitzkrieg January 30, 2006
