Definitions by MAtt

blarg 

Interjection usually used to describe discomfort.

Blarg... I don't feel good today.

BLARG! PIRATES! Inside joke. Sorry XD

blarg by Matt July 27, 2004

confuzlement 

Being really confused. Usually involving an unclear subject.

"That was really confuzling..."

"That classes homework always leads to three things: Insomnia, frustration and confuzlement."

confuzlement by Matt July 27, 2004

NSBM 

(Acronym) A standard etla for a devout catholic/christian who believes in No Sex Before Marraige.

Man, don't hook up with Maria, wont get anywhere, shes so NSBM!

NSBM by Matt July 26, 2004

pemp 

A pemp is a another slang word for 'pimp' but in a more leet language.

"Wow look at that pemp, I bet his names Gbos <3<3<3"

pemp by Matt July 23, 2004

choad smoker 

A person who performs the act of fellatio on a penis whose diameter is greater than its length.

Hey choad smoker, pass me another beer.

choad smoker by Matt July 23, 2004

poonanner 

The female genitailia
syn. Puuty tangt

Stop being such a poonanner and kill that hooker!!!!

poonanner by Matt July 20, 2004

Dr. Pepper 

1) Excellent carbonated beverage.
2) Excellent mix drink.

1) Open can and drink.
2) See directions:
A) One scotch glass of Budweiser.
B) One shot glass of Rum.
C) Drop shot glass in scotch glass.
D) Bottom's up.
E) Enjoy the alcoholic beverage that tastes exactly like the carbonated beverage.

Dr. Pepper by Matt July 19, 2004