your dad

More insulting version of your mumespecially effective if said in a stupid low and husky voice.
by matt November 13, 2003
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yellow nigger

A racist term for oriental people.
HEY! that yellow nigger stabbed me in the eye with a chop stick.
by Matt December 15, 2003
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stunt butt

A performer in a TV show or movie, who does 'ass-stunts', such as someone having their ass power-sanded by Leslie Nielsen.
Mr. Griffith's Stunt Butt - Chuck Le Fever
by matt October 23, 2003
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The Dirty Digit

"What a surprise! not only did she swallow the lot, but I got The Dirty Digit as well"
by Matt February 03, 2003
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Ards

An acronym for a medical syndrome of the lungs. It stands for Adult Respiratory Distress Syndrome.

It is characterized as a rapid onset of progressive malfunction of the lungs usually associated with the malfunction of other organs due to the inability to take up oxygen. The condition is associated with extensive lung inflammation and small blood vessel injury in all affected organs. It is an acute and life threatening illness.
The survival rate for patients with severe ARDS who receive appropriate treatment is about 60%; if the severe hypoxemia of ARDS is not recognized and treated, cardiopulmonary arrest occurs in 90% of patients.
by Matt October 21, 2005
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coheed and cambria

In reality this is a kick ass band with great musical talent and an equally great talent for writing. In a fictional world, Coheed and Cambria are husband and wife in a science fiction story written by the singer of the band Claudio Sanchez. The story revolves around Coheed transforming into the Monstar after being injected with a serum by a dragonfly, and the fate of the universe rests in his hands. Claudio wrote himself into the story as the last remaining child of 4, the other 3 were murdered by their parents Coheed and Cambria. Claudio is now The Crowing or a messiah like character. If you are still interested, the graphic novels written by Claudio tell the entire story.
Matt: Hey you know that band Coheed and Cambria?
Azn Jon: Yeah what about em?
Matt: You are gay.
by Matt May 05, 2005
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