MAtt's definitions

prison weed

Weed smuggled in through the ass hole.

Yo man i bought some prison weed from Big Hernandez in Cell Block D the otha day. It smelled kinda like dookie.

by Matt December 15, 2004

lederhosen

a tight fitting pants that cut off genitiles

by matt July 23, 2003

hot lunch

to recieve a turd from another human.

my friend nick is gagging for a hot lunch from a moose named trudi.

by matt October 21, 2003

A Safety

The condom stored in a wallet in case, there is an unexpected chance of getting laid

Hey you gonna nail her tonight?
IDK, i have a safety though so we'll see
Good luck man
I used my safety last night
Can i get a condom out of your pack?
Yea dude, you always gotta have a safety

by Matt January 11, 2008

dumbassco

Complete dumbass.

"Look at that idiot! What a total dumbassco!

by Matt October 22, 2003

pratting

the act of sexual intercourse

teds gonna be pratting harriet tonight

what she needs is a good pratting

by matt February 26, 2005

full sick

pleasing to the eye, ear or penis. Generally suffixed with maate

My CRX is full sick maate.

Abeed has two 15 inch subwoofas in his CRX mate, they are full sick.

I had sex with Fatima last night, she was full sick

by Matt December 18, 2003