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Schpankita

similar to the term "forget about it". Used as a filler in conversation to express agreement. Also used to express contempt or disgust.
Ahhh schpankita!
by matt June 11, 2004
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Dreaded Re-Wipe

The act of wiping your ass no less than 20 minutes after shiting and subjecting ones ass to the intitial wiping process. Is a sign the job was not done properly the first time.
by Matt September 28, 2004
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King

by matt May 12, 2003
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Poo seed

The powdered and on the more extreme cases seed sized remenants of fecal matter around the anal scphincter. They can often be picked out with ones finger and flicked at others in the room. Often effective at sleepovers and school residential trips.
1) He's been picking poo seeds again.
2) My arse is covered in poo seeds
by matt November 30, 2003
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Pennsylvania

Pennsylvania is home to the best college in the country, Penn State.

Pennsylvania is better than some states -- as previously stated, Kentucky, Alabama, Alaska, West Virginia, and Iowa. That is where the list ends.

Pennsylvania consists of the fattest people in the US - Pittsburgh, and the most obnoxious people in the US - Philadelphia. Both football teams are wildly overrated, and both cities have trouble winning national championships.

The entire state smells of cow manure. Can you say "country"? Beer must be purchased in 192 ounce increments, and liquor in a separate store. There are no beaches. There are no casinos. There are no good baseball teams.

The Flyers. The Sixers. The Eagles. The Steelers. Smarty Jones. Obviously, the state has a problem with choking in the big game.

And everyone has the clap.
"Man, Pennsylvania sucks. let's go to a better state."
by Matt April 11, 2005
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sno ho

Word one uses to describe a girl or woman wearing ug boots, or anything that resembles a yeti or wooly creature
janie has on ug boots she is a sno ho
by Matt December 12, 2004
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your dad

More insulting version of your mumespecially effective if said in a stupid low and husky voice.
yer dad's dead!
i shagged yer dad!
by matt November 13, 2003
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