MAtt's definitions

chavabis

Horrible brown cannabis like substance that chavs like to smoke but prefer to sell (cos its cool to sell drugs). Scientifically proven to be the sweepings from the floor of a factory that produces proper resin.

Filthy cheap, filthy excuse for narcotics. We have all been there.....

by Matt January 24, 2005

reverse shopvac

Where you are receiving oral sex and vomiting at the same time.

Ya i totally got a reverse shopvac with this chic, she was covered in throwup.

by Matt January 15, 2005

G and L

G&L is a guitar manufaturing company founded by George Fullerton and Leo Fender to make premium guitars and bass. It is the third guitar company created/inspired by Leo Fender, the first being Fender (duh) and the second Music Man, which was bought by Ernie Ball. These instruments are refered to as "real Fenders" in that the craftsmanship is next to none, the sounds is natural, and the playability is solid. They cost is many hundred dollars more than American Fenders, but for the most part is worth it. The lower-quality instruments are Tribute by G&L, which are made in Korea and lack the superior electronics and quality woods of G&Ls made in the U.S.

Compare a Fender Strat to a G&L Legecy or Comanche and any Fender bass to a G&L L-2000 and your mind will be blown.

by Matt May 13, 2005

jib

jib mountain biking,originated from jib snowboarding,doing tricks on man made objects.

i jibbed this 3 foot ledge to 180 tail tap.
jibby
n.to jib

by matt December 13, 2003

ballernous

Full of ball; A baller who likes to ball; One who is especially characterized as one who balls;

An MBP is ballernous.

by Matt April 16, 2003

Triforce

The reminants of the three goddesses who created the land of Hyrule. Their names were Din, Faore and Nayru. The three pieces of the triforce are triangles arranged into a larger triangle. They represent Pwer, Wisdom and Courage. Said to grant a wish to those worthy of finding it.

Link was bestowed with the power of the Triforce of Courage.

by MAtt October 3, 2003

mixed messages

A situation in which a person is receiving verbal or nonverbal cues that seem to contradict each other, from another person. Typical reactions to this behavior are confusion, anger, and a willingness to cease communication with the person.

A friend tells you he wants to remain "just friends," and then proceeds to call you every day, text message you twice a day, and express how much he misses you on a regular basis.

by Matt April 9, 2005