dogs eggs

a steaming pile of turd. a nest of fire snakes

excuse me m'aam could you tell me where i can find the nearest public convienience so that i can lay a nest of dogs eggs

by Matt February 29, 2004

A Safety

The condom stored in a wallet in case, there is an unexpected chance of getting laid

Hey you gonna nail her tonight?
IDK, i have a safety though so we'll see
Good luck man
I used my safety last night
Can i get a condom out of your pack?
Yea dude, you always gotta have a safety

by Matt January 11, 2008

Dead Presidents

American currency, any paper money

Jerome: How much is that?
Leroy: I'll make it 20 dead presidents
Jerome: Aight

by matt October 01, 2002

thwapt

The sound an arrow makes after impaling an Ogre through the genitals.

"Dude I RULE at Warcraft! Eat thwapt!"

by matt October 22, 2003

cougar

A car made by Mercury. Mercury Cougar.

That Cougar is pretty fast

by Matt August 04, 2004

dumbassco

Complete dumbass.

"Look at that idiot! What a total dumbassco!

by Matt October 22, 2003

b00n

A "b00n" Is a "1337" speak term used by Multiplayer Gamers to describe a person who doesnt deserve the title of n00b, because he/she sucks terrible ass.

Kyle: Yo that b00n doesnt know how to open the door.
Matt: Damn Straight, i got him with my 1337 2|<1||2. Fucking b00nie.

by Matt February 05, 2004