MAtt's definitions

vindictive

A quality or state of which aims to hurt others, or get revenge after being hurt by somebodies actions; somebody who always wants the last word.

Chris and I had an argument, I am being vindictive by getting back at him and not talking to him.

by Matt February 18, 2004

chariot ventures

Chariot Ventures is a venture capital firm.

Chariot Ventures is for entrepreneurs.

by Matt February 8, 2005

pigfish

A foul-smelling human being with short, stubby shanks and a propensity to wear soiled board-shorts over its inflated wedge. Predominantly South African in origin, they occasionally migrate to the UK and beyond in search of young females to annoy into procreation.

Get out of my fucking face, pigfish: you make me sick!

by Matt March 15, 2005

ashlee simpson

1: The utter epitome of "fake", "wannabe", and "poser" all in the same instance.

Wow, even Billy Idol was no ashlee simposn.

by Matt May 13, 2005

miss das

Pakistani lunchroom supervisor. Known for pronouncing 'Thomas' like 'dumbass'.

I'ts 12:25 and still you are eating!? You've had enOUUUFF time to eat!

Dumbass! Get back to your desk.

Mummaddd.... peenut buttair?

by matt November 17, 2004

yellow fever

1) A disease carried by mosquitoes in tropical regions, especially in South America, Africa, and the Caribbean. Symptoms include sudden fever, yellowing of the skin, and hemorrhaging. A very dangerous disease that is quite often fatal. It was the number one cause of death for Americans during the construction of the Panama Canal. Nowadays a yellow fever vaccine is required if you're traveling to said tropical regions, especially during the summer.

2) When a person of non-Asian ethnicity has strong feelings and/or urges of an Asian person of the opposite gender. Usually these urges are sexual, but not always. Wasn't too widely known until the release of Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle.

1) Good God that vaccine hurt! But I guess it's better than dying....

2) Little Billy went to a club in Chinatown and now has a sudden case of yellow fever.

by Matt September 3, 2005

mangela

Any female named Angela who is overly hairy, fat or masculine.

Dude I almost called her Mangela cause she looks like a man.

"I look like my dad." - Mangela

by matt January 31, 2004