Definitions by MAtt

~*~

Stands for spread.
~ = leg
* = pussy

I ~*~ her open and fucked her.

~*~ by Matt December 4, 2003

farg 

alternate for "fuck"

What the farg are you talking about?
It's farging hot in here.
I am going to farg the shit out of that chick.

farg by Matt December 3, 2003

pinus 

1. A combination of a pineapple and a penis.

2. Another word for penis.

1. Doesn't exist in reality, so there is no example. Just use your imagination.

2. I have a massive pinus.

pinus by Matt December 3, 2003

sprocket 

anus; butt-hole

He tried to put his dick in my sprocket.

sprocket by Matt December 3, 2003

Purdie

a gorgeous boy, born in 16/08/89, and has lots of friends and is not hated by ne 1. he is NOT ginger n i have proof, hint me. he loves food but isnt fat.....yet.....

matt purdie

Purdie by matt December 2, 2003

wanger schlanger 

a wanger schalnger is a type of german sausage, but since it will be said very seldom in this sense, if you hear it anywhere outside germany, the likelihood is that the person saying it is referring to a penis.

"oh man, my wanger schlanger got covered in shit last nite after i bum fucked your dad"

wanger schlanger by matt December 2, 2003

wocka 

the noise made by the muppet fozzie the bear

Wocka! Wocka!

wocka by matt December 1, 2003