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dogstwat

some idiot who cant be arsed moving over from the fastlane
by mark July 19, 2003
mugGet the dogstwatmug.

Falls Church City

Yes, we may only be two square miles in size, but our population exceeds 10,000 and it takes approximately 10-15 minutes to get from one side of town to the other, depending on traffic. Nonetheless, we are the city where, literally, everybody knows your name. You grew up with the same kids, you know everyone's past; who they've dated, what grade they received on their last test, what street they live on and how many dogs their family owns. Our only high school is George Mason (not to be confused with George Mason University), and is one of the highest ranked in the country; despite being public, the typical graduating class is below 200. When asked where you live, DC is the most accurate response, seeing as we are 7 miles from the Nation's Capital...saying Northern Virginia simply doesn't do it justice (a commonly abused and over-used phrase). We know what the Metro is, and we use it too. Liberal, diverse (in our acceptance of all cultures), filled with opportunity, what's not to love? You are 5 minutes away, both directions, from anything and everything you need. It's fabulous, I love it, and I couldn't imagine growing up anywhere other than Falls Church, the city I call home.
Person A: Where are you From?
FCC Resident: Northern Virginia
Person A: Me too! I'm From Manassas.
FCC Resident: I'm 7 minutes away from DC...and I don't have a southern accent!
by Mark April 13, 2005
mugGet the Falls Church Citymug.

naise

Insane german with homosexual tendencies. Likes to wear ladies underwear.
Clemens, why do they call you Naise?
by mark February 8, 2004
mugGet the naisemug.

Canned

A term used to describe being hit in the male part of the anatomy!

Also see, Junked.
Ouch! I canned my self with the laundry hamper!!
by Mark December 4, 2004
mugGet the Cannedmug.

gramma

she's the biggest bitch in the world. She just won't die!!!
My friend loves her gramma...to death!
by mark April 28, 2003
mugGet the grammamug.

camel toe jam

check out the wet patch on that camel toe must have had its fill from the night before
by Mark July 31, 2004
mugGet the camel toe jammug.

Daink

A word used to describe stinky damp(moist) buds.
Damn that weed is daink. Ill take 2 killos
by Mark August 11, 2003
mugGet the Dainkmug.

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