twank

to bang

I twanked your sister yesterday

by Mark September 21, 2003

YKK

The current corporate incarnation of Yoshida Kogyo Kabushikikaisha, the Japanese zipper zaibatsu.

*zzzzzzzzip*

by Mark July 01, 2003

PDA

Public Display of Affection. When people display "affection" in the viscinity of other people. Hugging or more, usually. Why does everyone think it's gross or that people shouldn't do it? I don't know. They obviously don't believe in love. People shouldn't have to hide their love.

Girl 1: Eww that's a PDA right there! Get a room!!!
Girl 2: Shut up, it's romantic.

by Mark April 09, 2006

pecker puffer

one who can puff on a pecker

Mindy is not a pecker puffer.

by mark March 04, 2004

conan o'brien

The host of Late Night with Conan O'Brien on NBC. In my opinon, funnier than Leno, Letterman, Kilborn and (unfortunatley) Kimmel. Though he rarely receives A-list celebrities, his skits and antics are second to none in hilarity. His show spawned the infamous character of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.

Staying up for Conan O'Brien is worth while, even though it usually starts late because of stupid Jay Leno.

by Mark August 17, 2004

chocolate martini

The act of pouring a beverage (preferably Mountain Dew) into someone's rectum and sucking it out with a crazy straw.

When Greg ordered a chocolate martini down at Peterland, he didn't quite get what he expected.

by Mark December 19, 2004

Skunk

A Punk influenced by SkinHead styles of dress and music. A SkinHead with a Mohican.

Baz was always annoyed that his helnet cruhed his mohican when riding his Vespa.

by Mark October 25, 2003